Designer Ducks
In a world where nearly everything is 'designer', it seems only fit that the humble rubber duck had a well overdue make-over. These traditionally shaped ducks (traditionally shaped like rubber ducks, as opposed to real ducks) have been emblazoned with a wide selection of funky and fashionable designs that are fast becoming collector's items. Not perhaps for hydro-ornithologists (made up word, but rather a good one we thought), but for all lovers of stylish and slightly silly bathrooms.
Features
- Designer ducks.
- Size: 10.5 x 9 x 8cm
- Ages 3+
Customer Reviews for Designer Ducks
Designer Ducks
I have been a collector of ducks for a very long time now and when I saw your brilliant Mod Duck, I thought I had to get it!
Danielle, Alnwick
Ducktastic mate! Just going to order one for my brother for Christmas... can't wait for the Chav Duck - go on, you know you want to make one!
Tracy H, Plymouth
I just love my triple choc duck named Buddy. After searching for a quirky room decoration for my newly cream and brown room, I finally found him! Thanks IWOOT, he's great and the kids love him!
Helen K, Jarrow
A bird in the bog is worth two in the bush! I bought Diamond Duck and she has dazzled every visitor to the little girls' room. With no risk of bird flu this is the only toilet duck you'll need! Go on girls, add some bling to your bog!
Lisa E, Falkirk
These Ducks are super cool. A must have acsessory for your bathroom.
Becca, Sheffield
I collect ducks and these are some of the best.
I got Space Duck with his cute space helmet on and he looks so cute in my bathroom.
These ducks are well made and the packaging is really nice too.
They make great presents for collegues and are a good price.
Donna, Weston-Super-Mare
These ducks are wicked. An excellent toy for anyone wacky.
Jonah, London
A Duck site needs a duck joke..
..Enjoy!
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a ham sandwich. The landlord looks at him and says, "But you're a duck!"
"I see you're eyes are working" replies the duck.
"And you talk!" exclaims the landlord.
"I see you're ears are working" says the duck, "now can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"
"Certainly," says the landlord, ?Sorry about that, it's just we don't get many talking ducks in this pub. What are you doing round this way?"
"I'm working on the building site across the road" explains the duck.
So the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves. This continues for about 2 weeks.
Then one day the circus comes to town. The ring leader of the circus comes into the pub and the landlord says to him: "You're with the circus aren't you? I know this duck that would be just brilliant in your circus, he talks, drinks beer and everything!"
"Sounds marvellous" says the ringleader, "get him to give me a call, he could earn thousands? So the next day, the duck comes into the pub.
The landlord says,"Hey Mr Duck I reckon I can line you up with a top job. Paying really good money!"
"Yeah?" says the duck, "Sounds great, where is it?"
"At the circus" says the landlord.
"The circus?" the duck enquires.
"That's right" replies the landlord.
"The circus? That place with the big tent? With all the animals? With the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle?"
"That's right!" says the landlord
The duck looks confused. "What the hell do they want with a plasterer??
Tim, Weimer
its great!
liv, holland
Space Duck has gone where no other duck has gone before - Katie's bathroom! He found an excellent spot to view the terrain and watch for signs of life. He spotted a strange creature entering a large rectangular crator and fill it with water. Space Duck bravely dived in for a closer look. The creature looked very similar to a primate. Suddenly it grabbed Space Duck and held it up to it's eyes. It made some odd "quack" sounds in an attempt to communicate then returned Space Duck to the surface of the water. There he bobbed and observed the large hairless primate involved in some sort of cleaning ritual. Then Space Duck heard a rumbling sound and the water in the crator seemed to be disappearing! No matter how fast he paddled, Space Duck could not escape the deadly whirlpool which had appeared. He got closer and closer to the end, he prayed to the Great Duck God and his life flashed before his eyes when suddenly the creature scooped him up and sat him gently on the edge of creator! Space Duck had been saved! And so the long friendship between Space Duck and the large primate began!
Katie Smith, Brotton



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